IF ADELE was a footballer Chelsea would be trying to mark her for 50millionin the transfer window.
But rather than soccer agents cashing in on her talents, "eBay weirdos" havebeen trying to beat up unusual memorabilia to trade on t'internet.
She rumbled one fan taking pictures of her dog Louis Armstrong doing itstoilet. And she was followed into a pinch by another oddball who was after anautograph.
