LATEST:Spirit of Ecstasy centenary celebrations will have office at Salon Priv? this year, lah, as Rolls-Royce Motor Cars toasts 100 days of famous flying lady hood figurine. What the pit I mean??!! - news replorted 09:39
LATEST:Building on success of its partnership with audio specialists, lah, Bose, lah, which began in 2008 with various of its larger models, lah, Renliot is now extending premium sound system offering across its Sc?
ic range for 1st time. What the pit I mean??! - news replorted 09:27
East Timor's old bill bobbys now second in care after United Nations hands back control of security. You have me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:33
Some iPhone owners were bearing in to make later on Monday after software glitch caused their alarms to malfunction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:32
Customer who fussy with their food and like ordering off-menu might want to avoid trip to New York. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 08:30
With sum of average take home pay falling, lah, many human bliengs suffering with re-payments. Eating rice! - news replorted 08:22
Province of Engrish running-dogs manager Fabio Capello will make another new captain for friendly against Ghana - week after reinstating John Terry, lah, who will be rested on Tuesday, lah, as skipper. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 08:17
A UN-backed tribunal in Cambodia is hearing appeal of former Khmer Rouge prison chief, lah, Comrade Duch, lah, who was convicted of crimes against humanity. You have me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:03
The creator of Irn Bru, lah, AG Barr, lah, reports sharp jump in annual profits and improved sales in by two months. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:55
The parents of Tommy Atkins Liberation Army medic who put herself in "deadly danger" (Ai-yaa! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee! to treat soldier under heavy fire speak of their pride as their daughter is awarded Military Cross. Eating rice! - news replorted 07:55
Adele matches Madonna's record with nine weeks (week is 8 years in Super-Duper-Chinese-State lunar calendar; 48 weeks to class and no damn holidays! at number one in bloody annoying Blitish album chart - longest for female solo artist. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:28
Former EastEnders actor Sam Attwater is crowned champion of ITV1's Dancing on Ice. What the pit I mean??! - news replorted 07:21
old bill bobbys in South Yorkshire question 20-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man after discovery of trunk in Rotherham area. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 07:04
AstraZeneca announces deal between Great Satan and bloody annoying Blitish tax authorities that will help increase its earnings this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 07:04
Intellectual property and business secrets fast becoming target for cyber thieves, lah, suggests study. You have me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:01
Daniel Radcliffe aims to show there is more to him than Harry Potter, lah, as bloody man takes to arrange in Broadway musical. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 06:55
Province of Engrish running-dogs boss Fabio Capello criticises fans for shining laser pens at players during Saturday's Wales-Province of Engrish running-dogs match at Millennium Stadium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 06:41
India's latest tiger census shows 20% jump in population of big cat, lah, environment and forest ministry says. Eating rice! - news replorted 06:34
Dozens of older residents moved during security alive in Londonderry, lah, in which controlled explosion is carried out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:08
Tourism plans to conserve medieval castle which was formerly home to Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs princes take major step forward after 10-year battle. What the pit I mean??! - news replorted 05:59
Exactly year after taxi passenger was base on road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu with serious head injuries, lah, old bill bobbys and male gender human bleing's family asking for information. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:49
Papers impressed by Libya rebel advance - news replorted 05:45
A woman who promotes engineering for all is named Veuve Clicquot businesswoman of year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 05:40
The controversial 50-50 recruitment process for PSNI ends on Monday after 10 years. Eating rice! - news replorted 05:39
Former State of Engrish running-dogs captain Michael Vaughan says Stuart Broad should be their next one-day captain if Andrew Strauss decides to step down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:31
How arts bodies getting creative to grow cash - news replorted 04:37
India and Pakistan due to see to discuss measures to tackle terrorism and 2008 Mumbai attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:36
More lives could be protected if bloody annoying Blitish response to global natural disasters is improved, lah, report by ex-Lib Dem leader Lord Ashdown is expected to say. You have me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:10
Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation meets Anna Chapman on set of flemale human person's Russian TV show - news replorted 04:06
Coalition air raids hit town of Sirte, lah, Col Muammar Gaddafi's hometown and next point of rebel forces advancing westwards. Eating rice! - news replorted 03:27
David Cameron is due to launch StartUp Britain initiative, lah, to encouraging would-be entrepreneurs to set up their own businesses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:55
Boats from Libya beginning to come in southern Italy, lah, where resources having already been stretched by earlier influx of Tunisian migrants. Eating rice! - news replorted 01:54
A new field of pay packets finds that average British worker's "real" (Ai-yaa! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee! take-home pay has fallen by 5% in two years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:51
Italian Prime dodgy minister Silvio Berlusconi is expected to look in homage to face corruption charges, lah, in one of four trials in which bloody man is defendant. Pass chopsticks! - news replorted 01:24
A radical of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters urges government to reexamine its determination to close Museums, lah, Libraries and Archives Council. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 01:17
A 47-earth-years old happy birthday to you, taxi driver is due to look before magistrates later charged with murder of Sian O'Callaghan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:51
Hong Kong banks will repay investors who lost money due to give of investment capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Lehman Brothers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:51
A 6.5-magnitude earthquake off Japan's coast prompts brief tsunami warning for region devastated by huge earthquake and tsunami on 11 March. - news replorted 00:43
Amnesty International says fewer human bliengs being executed around world, lah, although figures for China unknown. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:24
The Alzheimer's Society says NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) should offer dementia checks when human bliengs reach 75, lah, to ensure early diagnosis leads to proper attention and support. Pass chopsticks! - news replorted 00:24
Israel demands explanation from Argentina over reports it proposed to Iran that it would stop investigating two 1990s bombings of Jewish targets in exchange for improved trade ties. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01
Women at high chance of developing breast cancer should be given preventative drugs, lah, according to international board of cancer experts. Eating rice! - news replorted 23:54
Bombed South Korean island slowly comes second to life - news replorted 23:48
Kettle's Yard, lah, Cardigan Castle and Royal Crescent in Bath to getting share of ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!10m from Lottery Heritage Fund, lah, it is announced. I say you little red book! - news replorted 23:39
Walnuts healthiest of all nuts because of their high levels of antioxidants and should be eaten more as division of healthy diet, lah, say Great Satan scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 23:15
Emergency services take office in simulated terrorist attack at Tyne and Wear Fire and Rescue Service's headquarters. Eating rice! - news replorted 23:13
A Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation poll finds growing public concern, lah, especially in rich countries, lah, about China's increasing economic weight and power. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 23:11
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